You're doing two full-time jobs. One of them isn't tattooing.
Your AI assistant handles every DM, text, and missed call in under 60 seconds — so you never lose another client to a slow reply.
Setup takes less than 24 hours · No contracts · Cancel anytime
Coverage, not boundaries
You became an artist. Not a receptionist.
Every feature exists to solve one problem: you're doing a receptionist's job on top of a tattooing job. Here's what changes.
Every message answered in 60 seconds
No more leads lost to slow replies. Your AI responds to DMs, texts, and missed calls before they message your competitor.
Books clients while you sleep
62% of inquiries come after hours. Your assistant works the midnight shift so you don't have to.
Trained on your style, prices, and process
Not a generic chatbot. It knows your work, your deposit policy, your booking flow. Clients think they're talking to your front desk.
Filters tire-kickers automatically
Qualifies every lead by asking about style, placement, budget, and timeline. You only talk to people ready to book.
Deposits collected before you're involved
No more awkward money conversations. The AI handles pricing and deposits naturally within the conversation.
You stay in the chair
No more stopping mid-session to check your phone. Your assistant handles the front desk. You handle the art.
Sound familiar?
This is for the artist who's felt this.
You're booked 3 weeks out but still losing leads because you can't answer DMs mid-session.
You replied 2 days later and they never got back to you. They didn't ghost — they just booked someone faster.
You haven't taken a real day off in months because "what if someone messages?"
Your partner is tired of you checking your phone at dinner. You're tired of it too.
These aren't hypotheticals. Every line above came from real tattoo artists describing their actual week. Satori exists because this shouldn't be normal.
The numbers you're not seeing
Every slow reply has a price tag.
Average revenue tattoo shops lose from unanswered calls and slow responses.
Of potential clients book with whoever responds first — not whoever is best.
Of tattoo inquiries arrive outside business hours — nights and weekends.
Setup in under 24 hours
Three steps. Then you're covered.
We learn your business
Your style, prices, deposit policy, FAQ answers, scheduling preferences. Everything a good receptionist would know on day one.
Your assistant goes live
Satori plugs into DMs, texts, website, missed calls, and Google — responding to every inquiry in under 60 seconds, 24/7.
You just tattoo
Qualified, deposit-paid clients show up on your calendar. You review bookings on your terms. No more phone-checking between sessions.
Common questions
You've been burned before. We get it.
What would you do with 2 extra hours every day?
Most artists spend 2–3 hours daily on messages, scheduling, and deposit chasing. Satori gives that time back — to your art, your family, your life.
Get your time back →See it for yourself
See how Satori works for your shop
Drop your info and we'll show you exactly what your AI assistant would look like — trained on your style, your prices, your process.
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Plugs into the channels your clients already use